10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Fold and live to fold again
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.