10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it