10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Welcome to kicker school
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!