10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth