10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim