10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Fold and live to fold again
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)