10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• It's Free To Fold...
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."