10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.