10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--