10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel