10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.