10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson