10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event