10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!