10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak