10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986