10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.