10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.