10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• It's Free To Fold...
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)