10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright