10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez