10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."