10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss