10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is