10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)