10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- It's Free To Fold...
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.