10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it