10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "No river, no fish."
• Fold and live to fold again
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.