10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."