10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob