10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Fish don't eat Nutz!