10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.