10 Random Poker Quotes

After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
"I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
"you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.