10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.