10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.