10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "No river, no fish."