10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.