10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.