10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)