10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• It's Free To Fold...
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer