10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?