10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.