10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth