10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.