10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.