10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"