10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.