10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.