10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword