10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach